epic-humor: sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
castielhasthephoneb0x: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my boyfriend dated me
dennielcorsi: emkaymlp: underpony: Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING omg the end
life21x: Honestly I Am Going To cry
that lazy moment when you're enjoying Tumblr then...
sodamnrelatable: THIS WAS ME HALF AN HOUR AGO
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
Smiling at a text.
ayyooleeoo: Don’t you love it when someone makes you smile through text? Yeah, me too. When someone sends a sweet text and you smile like an idiot and someone catches you smiling.
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot
lacigreen: kanyewesticle: MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
epic-humor: nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just see more
uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
epic-humor: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour beau-friend: #and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it
chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
post-elevator-us: edgeofboring: pepsicock: purplepanda1999: dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Roll & rock spice and sugar Ashley and Mary-Kate I read these normally and then realized they are all...
duskyducks: avatar-addiction: keasttheleast: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing i worry about the people on here sometimes
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.