my uterus is ruining my life.
drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
2007: 17 and pregnant
2008: 16 and pregnant
2009: 15 and pregnant
2010: 14 and pregnant
2011: 13 and pregnant
2012: 12 and pregnant
2023: fetus and pregnant
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
lindsaylohanthony: how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
heyidc: god fucking bless
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
sodamnrelatable: I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS. via sodamnrelatable
tlyudacris: miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food
If I'm comfortable around you:
thepeachhascome: I’ll tackle you. Be weird around you Sing to you. Dance for you. Scream at you. Take your food. Be mean to you.
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
lol my life.
killself: visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday