June 2012
1 tag
my uterus is ruining my life.
May 2012
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
2007: 17 and pregnant
2008: 16 and pregnant
2009: 15 and pregnant
2010: 14 and pregnant
2011: 13 and pregnant
2012: 12 and pregnant
...
2023: fetus and pregnant
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
the avengers?
lindsaylohanthony:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Watchheyidc:
god fucking bless
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
sodamnrelatable:
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
via sodamnrelatable
tlyudacris:
miaism:
campaign to stop putting raisins in food
If I'm comfortable around you:
thepeachhascome:
I’ll tackle you.
Be weird around you
Sing to you.
Dance for you.
Scream at you.
Take your food.
Be mean to you.
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
lol my life.
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
