meeting-irony: barbieandken: I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch...
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
a-very-mad-world: piledriverswaltz: thomasbangalter: piledriverswaltz: how do fish have sex the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs. so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
4ngelica: videohall: Walrus dances to Michael Jackson’s ‘smooth criminal’ I HAD TO
wellalright: someone had to invent ice cubes. like it was someone’s idea to put ice in drinks to make them cold. you fucking nailed it, man. where’s your holiday.
The Lipstick Lesbian: I would like to make one... →
ifeellikethatpersoninthattvshow: letsbesomething: thelyricaldiaries: Jesus loves everyone. I mean everyone. Every single person on this planet. “But what about ga..” “What about divor…” “Are you sure he likes trans…” “Hey! What about prosti…” “You can’t…
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today
urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick
Last Friday Night - Tumblr Version
theepichumor: Last Friday night, Yeah we scrolled on our dashboards, Saw some clothes we can’t afford, Don’t think we ever got bored Last Friday night Yeah we reblogged funny shit, “Ask me questions and submit,” No, we’ll never ever quit Last Friday night Text, photo, video Maybe post some audio Should have got off hours ago Last Friday night No, we never went outside, We stayed in the house...
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
adeleschair: tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion i love this video so much
Anyone? Anyone? This seems fun.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live%
fairlyevenparents: Should I go with simple and cute or stylish yet feisty
ohyousillypotato: And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat. The blogger is a shy, docile creature… … that prefers the darkness… … and tends to be wary of the outside world. The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places. We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger… … but to no avail.
scuttlebuggy: kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh…...