why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
Walk into the club like whatup I got a big lock
I just lost a follower
Smiling at a text.
Don’t you love it when someone makes you smile through text? Yeah, me too. When someone sends a sweet text and you smile like an idiot and someone catches you smiling.
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COOL PERSON LIKE SERIOUSLY



